andymorley's pomes | WHY IS MOST POETRY SUCH GARBAGE?

With Art and Literature, most of us rely on other people to select our reading/ listening/ watching material for us. That's not because we're stupid, or can't think for ourselves, it's because there's so much stuff out there, that we could spend centuries of time that most mortals don't have to spare, reading through, listening to or looking at utter crap and only occasionally finding something that we like. So, as with many things in life, we use 'experts' to do some filtering for us.

That's not an idea that I've made up entirely on my own. Other people have said similar things - for instance Chris Anderson in his book The Long Tail has gone into the precise reasons why we do this sort of thing, the mechanisms we use collectively to screen the art and literature we consume and the implications all of that has for businesses and for our economies.

As a habit that we humans have, our reliance on experts is not always entirely a good thing. Whenever you get experts, you get an element of crap and mumbo-jumbo as those experts try to do things to preserve the monopoly that they claim to have over Truth. Classic examples of that principle at work are Lawyers and Priesthoods, but many other expert coteries do this sort of thing.

With Poetry, it's particularly bad. Most people like poetry to some extent and even need it in their lives. That's why so many advertising jingles rhyme - on a base level, they appeal to us by using the power that wordplay has over us. Jokes and shaggy dog stories and urban myths are full of similar things. All this is evidence of how wordplay can grab our attention and stick around in our minds. Way before people had bluetooth headsets for their mobile phones, you could see them apparently talking to themselves, in traffic-jams in their cars. That was because they would be singing along to their favourite song-lyrics.

The Poetry Establishment has lost touch with the need for poetry that exists amongst ordinary people. Instead, it caters for a bizarre and esoteric set of tastes that prevails amongst a clan of 'experts' whose expertise consists of examining the contents of their own and each other's back passages. It's a bit like people who sang 'traditional' folk music in the 1970s. They would sing in some sort of a strange nasal whine of a voice that they probably intended to sound like a 19th century rural accent. They convinced themselves that the sound they made was beautiful, but most ordinary 'folk' didn't seem to agree with them.

I would see their folk singing as having about as much in common with historical reality and actual peasant life as the specially scrubbed cows that Marie Antoinette and her courtiers used to hand-milk. She and her friends would play at being milkmaids and shepherdesses in the grounds of Versailles just as some prosperous modern folk singers like to play at being 19th century factory workers or farm hands. Reality caught up with Marie Antoinette in the shape of Madame la Guillotine. Reality has not intruded on our Poetry Establishment and English Folk Singers in quite such a brutal way, but the great mass of people have made their opinions clear by simply ignoring them. Specially scrubbed poets are sometimes wheeled out on the more arty and intellectual of our national radio stations, groomed to appeal to the great and sweaty masses by coming out with something that sounds vaguely like real poetry to most common people. However if you try to win a poetry competition with stuff like that, you will be instantly ignored.

This may sound a bit extreme, but again, it's not a view that's mine alone. Douglas Adams was way more extreme about it when he satirised poetry in The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Here's what he had to say about poetry there :

   Vogon poetry is of course the third worst in the Universe. The second worst is that of the Asgoths of Kria. During a recitation by their Poet Master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem 'Ode To A Small Lump of Green Putty I Found In My Armpit One Midsummer Morning' four of his audience died of internal haemorrhaging and the President of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off.
  Grunthos is reported to have been 'disappointed' by the poem's reception, and was about to embark on a reading of his twelve-book epic entitled My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles when his own major intestine, in a desperate attempt to save life and civilisation, leapt straight through his neck and throttled his brain.
   The very worst poetry of all perished along with its creator Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Greenbridge, Essex, England in the destruction of the planet Earth.

   Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz smiled very slowly. This was done not so much for effect as because he was trying to remember the sequence of muscle movements. He had had a terribly therapeutic yell at his prisoners and was now feeling quite relaxed and ready for a little callousness.
   The prisoners sat in Poetry Appreciation chairs - strapped in.

[...snip...]

   Ford was rasping for breath. He rolled his dusty tongue round his parched mouth and moaned. Arthur said brightly:
   'actually I quite liked it'.
   Ford turned and gaped. Here was an approach that had quite simply never occurred to him. The Vogon raised a surprised eyebrow that effectively obscured his nose and was therefore no bad thing.
   'Oh good...' he whirred, in considerable astonishment.
   'Oh yes,' said Arthur, 'I thought that some of the metaphysical imagery was really particularly effective. Ford continued to stare at him, slowly organising his thoughts around this totally new concept. Were they really going to be able to bareface their way out of this.?
   'Yes, do continue...' invited the Vogon.
   'Oh... and er... interesting rhythmic devices too,' continued Arthur 'which seemed to counterpoint the... er ... er ...' he floundered. Ford leaped to his rescue, hazarding
   '...counterpoint the surrealism of the underlying metaphor of the ... er ...' He floundered too, but Arthur was ready again.
'... humanity of the ....'
   'VOGONITY,' Ford hissed at him.
   'Ah yes, Vogonity (sorry) of the poet's compassionate soul,' Arthur felt he was on the home stretch now, 'which contrives through the medium of the verse structure to sublimate this, transcend that, and come to terms with the fundamental dichotomies of the other,' (he was reaching a triumphant crescendo...) 'and one is left with a profound and vivid insight into ... into ... er ...' (...which suddenly gave out on him.) Ford leaped in with the coup de grace:
   'Into whatever it was that the poem was about!' he yelled. Out of the corner of his mouth: 'Well done Arthur, that was very good.'

   The Vogon perused them. For a moment his embittered racial soul had been touched, but he thought no - too little too late. His voice took on the quality of a cat snagging brushed nylon.
   'So what you're saying is that I write poetry because underneath my mean callous heartless exterior I really just want to be loved,' he said. He paused. 'Is that right?' Ford laughed a nervous laugh.
   'Well I mean yes,' he said, 'don't we all, deep down, you know ... er ...' The Vogon stood up.
   'No, well you're completely wrong,' he said, 'I just write poetry to throw my mean callous exterior into sharp relief. I'm going to throw you off the ship anyway. Guard! Take the prisoners to number three airlock and throw them out!'

I tend to divide poetry into three types - 'real crap', 'also-rans' and 'good'.

With a poem that's destined to fall into the first category, I look at for a moment or two. And then I think to myself 'no way am I going to read this'. Bleugh...!!!!

The 'also-ran' category has something in those first few lines that catches my attention and so I decide that I want to read on. However, as I do this, I find that it does not live up to its initial promise and so I start to read faster and faster. By the time I reach the end, I am pretty much skimming and if you challenged me to tell you what the poem was about, I would struggle.

The 'good' ones grab me at the beginning and continue to keep my attention the whole way through.

That's as far as my triage of poetry goes. Category three - the 'good' stuff - covers a multitude of poets who may be considered 'good' or 'bad' in official categorisations and who range from William McGonagall to Geoffrey Chaucer. Categories one and two include most poets writing right now, and huge numbers of past 'greats' too. But not all of them.

So anyway, to conclude this piece on Why is Most Poetry Such Garbage? here is my explanation as to why we have a situation where many people like poetry but are turned away from it in their droves.

Most elites which hold power of some kind go through revolutions from time to time. Political dynasties are overthrown and torn down and Brave New Worlds are built in their place by new regimes who usually claim legitimacy based on the will of the people, or something like it.

Revolutions amongst artistic elites are often similar. Usually, the 'old' world that has been overthrown is seen as elitist and undemocratic while the new one claims not to be those things. Pretty soon however, it begins taking on all the characteristics of an elite, while carefully avoiding the superficial behaviours of its predecessor.

In my bio page on this site, I mentioned a non-fiction writing project that I'm pursuing. In that, I use the example of poetry to show how tools and structure can be misused. But exactly the same example shows how one elite managed to displace another one in the way I just described:

In the 18th and 19th Centuries, the English language and culture had produced some fine poets. On the whole they tended to write poetry where the ends of the lines would rhyme to some extent. The syllables were usually arranged to a pleasing beat and often had the same number of beats in each line. It was pretty much structured stuff all the way down the line. Poetry had various formulae that you could follow - sonnets, quatrains, ballads. There's a whole academic discipline out there devoted to analysing and categorising the different forms of verse.

Other people saw the success of those poets and thought to themselves "I could do that too..." So they wrote poems with lines that rhymed and scanned and were littered with references to the Greek Gods because on the whole, that's quite easy to do. Not all of them were great poets but because their work rhymed and scanned successfully and smacked of a classical education, some people thought it was poetry, and some other people were put off as a result because it was often poor stuff really and boring if not downright embarrassing.

In the 20th century some more great poets came along. They saw what had been happening and did not want to be associated with any of that. So they wrote poems that did not always rhyme and scan and because they were great poets, they got away with it. But the trouble was, the other people who were not so good, thought that this was even better. They thought that you could write any old introverted, introspective and slightly weird stuff down, and that as long as you chopped it into lines that were more or less the same length, then THAT was poetry. So even MORE people were put off as a result of that.

I don't follow particular structures in my pomes out of some misguided obligation to a previous incarnation of the Poetry Establishment. But neither do I meticulously avoid the old forms in order to pander to the prejudices of the present incumbents. I just do what the hell I want to and write what I feel. I may be out of step with various precious elites that sees themselves as the present arbiter of poetic taste. But I think that I am tuned into something bigger and wider and deeper than any one elite.

I hope that you, who read this, like some of what you find here, but even if you don't go so far as to actually like it, I hope that you managed to read some of my stuff to the end without your eyes glazing over with boredom. If I achieved that much, then that is greatness enough for me.

Andy Morley, Blackburn, West Lothian, 30th October 2007

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November 4th 2007

I posted this essay on various web forums in early November '07. Here are a couple of replies that it produced :

--- In Literature@yahoogroups.com, "Stephen Fawcus" <s.fawcus@...> wrote:

 

It seems to me that poetry disassociated itself from a wider public with the advent of modernism. Up until the end of the 19th Century we had poets who were genuinely public figures whose work was read fairly widely. I'm talking about the likes of Byron, Wordsworth, Tennyson, Whitman and so on. These were fairly widely read by a general, literate population.

With modernism this seems to stop, poetry becoming more difficult to interpret, less use of conventional meter and rhyme and the use of more obscure references. As an example I would suggest Pound's Cantos, which are difficult and allusive, containing references to chinese history and philosophy, the troubadours, greek mythology, Italian history and more. This isn't something a "general" reader would get much enjoyment out of I suspect.

There is still a lot of poetry that is accessible to the general reader though, just that the poetry most praised by academia seems to be the more difficult and obtuse.

Modern(ish) poets I would recommend that I think are accessible would be Larkin, Ted Hughes, Don Paterson and Seamus Heaney, amongst others.


--- In Literature@yahoogroups.com, "David Sigler" <dasigler@...> wrote:

 

Most modern poetry is crap and nothing more than a bunch of words strung together to almost make a sentence or point. I can't help but read todays poetry and get the notion that the person is writing poetry not so much to write good poetry but to sound like their intellctual or socially aware of something. It isn't poetry! It's crap and if one wants to write about being social aware of things write non-fiction! I literaly glaze over mentally when reading todays poetry as it is so much social commentary and just plain bad poetry without a point. I don't expect a Shakespeares or a Keats or a Wordsworth or any of those persons who actully wrote poetry that one could call poetry. But it's not poetry when all your getting is a social commentary in pretty words and phrases and cliches....okay, I'm done venting on the subject. and to quote the Raven, Evermore!

david a sigler