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Biography - Andy Morley

Poets are 'tortured' people in the popular imagination. I'm only slightly tortured. That probably tells you something about my poetry. I admit, some of it is flippant but given an option of being really tortured and writing great and stirring poetry as a result, I'd say - no contest. Someone else can have the torture. And anyway, some of my pomes are serious.

I was born in an idyllic Suffolk village of which I was the blond-haired darling. I can feel people beginning to dislike me already as they read this, but don't worry, I have almost black hair now, to match my degenerate nature. Degeneracy goes with the territory too. It's so painful being a poet - you feel such a cliché most of the time. That's not torture though - it's just an occupational hazard, along with the floppy hat I keep in the pocket of my waxed jacket which really ought to be a long flowing black cape, but isn't because I also have a strong practical streak.

The reason I'm personally tortured is that at five years old, I was snatched away from our rose-covered Suffolk cottage, to move to Birmingham via an East Midlands pit-village. This was in spite of the fact that I warned my parents that it was a bad idea when they asked me what I thought about it. But after the initial desolation of my lost country home, I discovered that I quite liked the suburbs of Birmingham which were full of the energy and innovation of 1960s Britain. It wasn't at all like the rural dream from which I was by now quite glad to have escaped. Suburban Brumagem was a great place to be a kid in the '60s.

We moved back to East Anglia when I was 10. It was a journey back in time. I'd already started writing poetry but I didn't really make a habit of it until I went to a Norfolk Grammar School that was like a glum version of Hogwarts. I used to post anonymous pomes on a classroom noticeboard, describing the school goings-on. I signed them 'PP' - I don't know why. When I asked our Head Boy about it, he told me that it stood for 'Phantom Poet'. They were bawdy and lewd and mostly written in rhyming couplets. So no change there then...

All told though, I wasn't exactly delighted to be dragged back to the Middle Ages by my parents in this way. So I escaped East Anglia again, just as soon as ever I could. From that second escape, there was to be no returning. Much of my poetry is about escape, either directly or indirectly. And about exile.

That's about it then. In the 1980s I left college and first discovered computers and the weird people who went with them. I started to make a living by smashing 7 different kinds of shit out of them. The computers, not the people. There was lots of gold in old computers in them thar days. Enough to make a tidy living for a while until I went off to make my fortune by working as a plasterer.

At some stage in the '80s I discovered Apple Macs and the Internet, so I came to the conclusion that not all computers should be attacked with an angle-grinder. By the time the 1990s arrived, I'd also discovered Newsgroups and Message Boards and found that having the ability to retaliate swiftly in verse made flame-wars into one whole bundle of fun. By now I'd also started working in offices and fathering children, and something about those two things made more poetry come. Boredom often leads to procreation of one kind or another, which is why office parties are traditionally such exciting occasions.

I've tried straight writing. I have a major writing project that's a non-fiction book that spans popular science and philosophy. But that's hard, and writing pomes is easy. For that reason, I never took my poetry seriously until the frustration of straight writing made me take another look at it. The rest of the story, you can find spread about in the pomes that you'll find on this site. Oh yes - and to answer the inevitable question : a pome, thas wut they call em back 'n Narfuk.

Andy Morley, October 30th 2007

Written in my caravan on Moss Hall Farm, Blackburn, West Lothian this dark evening in late October to the tune of the World Music that's playing on Radio Scotland right now. Come Friday and the end of my working week, I'll be on a plane down South back to my home and family in Worcestershire, and I'll put this on the Internet. But all that is another story.

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